Day 353 - Fuck Aliens
ALIEN, Shooter, Mass Effect 3 ·
Skeeter’s Take:
After yesterday’s game, “Fuck Magicians”, I fully know what to expect with “Fuck Aliens”. Listen, I’m a fan of the Mass Effect series, so I’m certainly not above it. Now let’s see what sexy alien xenomorph babes await us in “Fuck Aliens”:

Recommend: It’s serviceable, the gameplay is decent, the aliens are sexy, but damn is it super frustrating trying to enter any door horizontally.
Replay Percentage Chance: I don’t think we are going to get to any of the games we gave “100%”, and we certainly aren’t revisiting this one
Time Played: Oh I don’t know, jeeze.
Sam’s Take:
Only alien I would fuck:

Recommend: I’m sorry that every review is just an inside joke now
Replay Percentage Chance: I feel like we’ve earned this though
Time Played: Honestly game is pretty good
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