Day 340 - Catty Da Gaem
Fifty, Nudity, Shitpost ·
Sam’s Take:
I’m overnight support for this week and have been getting a bunch of calls. I’m very tired. It’s a dogshit platformer with Scratch Cat. There’s a part where you have to climb onto the ceiling to progress and I couldn’t figure it out. The only comment on the game agrees:
Also every few seconds, there’s a loud noise and a couple frames of a creepy eye. It’s not scary, but it is annoying.
I hate Scratch Cat, and I hate Catty da Game.
And so can you!
Recommend: No
Replay Percentage Chance: 0000%
Time Played: 5 Minutes
Skeeter’s Take:
I’m drunk and on the verge of passing out and I tried to play this in my phone mobile browser and couldn’t figure out how to move the damn cat.
And now I get to fall asleep to visions of fucking Chester Cheeto running in place.
At least I was able to delay the persistent Young Sheldon Dancing gif that is constantly playing in my brain.
To quote Mike Stoklasa from RLMs recent Minecraft Movie review: “When will the lord take me?”
Recommend: please god
Replay Percentage Chance: lord hear me
Time Played: I pray to you, holy one
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