Day 318 - Beach Dog
Short and Free, Walking Simulator, Actually Sad ·
Skeeter’s Take:
Beach Dog is a simple little game about a dog finding its owner. Walk around the 8-bit world and talk to birds and food bowls and Mister Ball!
You find your human, who seems to be a mouthpiece for the dev:
It’s a bittersweet ending. A tired, burnt out man who may not be feeling too great finds a little comfort in his dog.
Hope you’re doing alright, dom2d!
And now for the easy joke:
Wow, this new Caves of Qud update is looking LIT!!!
Recommend: Lukewarm!
Replay Percentage Chance: No Thanks!
Time Played: 5 Minutes
Sam’s Take:
God fuckin’ damn it. Here I am, tryin to chill out and pick an easy game. Skeeter forgot yesterday, so he has a double review. I’m on vacation. I don’t want to actually review a game. I type in “beach dog”, due to the actions of my dog on the beach irl, and guess what? The game is cute and sad.
I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t want a cute game. I didn’t want to enjoy the dialogue. I didn’t want it to be just short enough to actually get through. Fuck man, why my boi gotta be all sad at the end?
I wasn’t ready for that. That wasn’t what was supposed to happen. IT SHOULDN’T EVER BE LIKE THIS. I should have gone to Newgrounds.
I hate this game because it’s kinda good. What does it mean? Who am I?
Dog.
Recommend: Yes. Fuck.
Replay Percentage Chance: 2.571%
Time Played: 5.5 Minutes
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