Day 261 - The 2024 Video Game Year in Review Autopsy (I promise we'll be finished soon)
No Music, Puzzle, WTF ·
Skeeter’s Take:
Love Story is a maze with Taylor Swift lyrics.
You control the man and the women simultaneously, which isn’t much of a challenge since it’s very easy to run either one of them against the wall due to the fact that they spawn on opposite sides of the map.
For me, a good majority of the time the “prince” would spawn in a location that was impossible to reach. The game would give me a quick text box that read something along the lines of “the prince couldn’t meet the princess! Oh no!”, then would regenerate another maze where the prince was trapped in the bushes:
If the player is lucky enough with the spawn and unlucky enough to have played through the end of this game, they are “rewarded” with more Taylor Swift lyrics.
Did I just pick this game as an excuse to share one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time?
Recommend: Please GinnyxWeasly1227, the people yearn for another video.
Replay Percentage Chance: I know at least one people who are really looking forward to your return
Time Played: I’m just saying, Taylor Swift has made a lot of new music in the past 15 years, and Jimmy Neutron is a timeless entity
Sam’s Take:
Call me when they make a Blank Space game. That song fucks.
Recommend: No
Replay Percentage Chance: 0%
Time Played: 2 Minutes
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