Day 16 - Which Family Guy Character Are You?
Shitpost, Immersive Sim, Nightmare Fuel ·
Skeeter’s Take:
Sam’s never going to let me pick a game again. He can’t be that mad at me because at least I didn’t choose the Family Guy game that featured softcore fart porn for it’s install instructions (this is not a joke, and no I’m not going to put you through having to see what I saw - but I DID send it to Sam as payback for the time he sent me Sonic farting on Tails).
I really thought I was in for one of those good old fashion Buzzfeed quizzes - you know the ones that were all the rage back in the 2010s? Here’s a good example of one that we reviewed for Flash in the Pan: Can We Guess What ‘90’s Toy You Deserve for Christmas? Bold of them to assume I deserve anything. I assumed this would be similar - select your favorite toy, your favorite color, your star sign, etc. and at the end it would arbitrarily assign you a Family Guy character. You know, just like Pottermore did with Houses. Boy Howdy I couldn’t have been more off.
The game just gives you a list of characters from Family Guy (and a Homer Simpson at one point) and flatly asks you if you are that character:
If you select No, you are taken to the next character and given a nearly identical Yes or No question (with some variation here and there). But if you say yes… you are met with a drumroll and a gif of a cat butt dancing winding up for the big reveal:
I don’t know what I was expecting…
I wanted to see what happened if you said no to everything - turns out the game just determines that you’re anti-semitic:
Recommend: Please Don’t
Replay Percentage Chance: -10000000%
Time Played: 3 Minutes
Sam’s Take:
It seems today, that all you see
Are actually good games, chosen by me
But where those good ol’ fashion shitposts
On which Skeeter will relyyyyyyyyyy
Skeeter sent me Family Guyyyyyyyyyy
This is why I hate you
You sent fart porn too
When you pick the games
I want to die
Skeet
Picked
Fam
ly
Guuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Recommend: As much as I recommend fart porn (this means no)
Replay Percentage Chance: 0.042069%
Time Played: My whole life
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