Day 105 - Taxi Driver - Cyberpunk 2077

Skeeter’s Take:

Welcome to Taxi Driver - Cyberpunk 2077! We’ve got:

1. Terrible car controls that feel more like drunk driving a Zamboni than a car.

2. Curbs and obstacles! If your taxi happens to run into any of these it will become stuck and be unable to move!

3. Phun Physics: If you get lucky, instead of getting stuck the physics engine will sneak into the bathroom to hit a bump and toss your taxi spiraling into the air

4. T-Posing NPCs!

So, yeah, Taxi Driver - Cyberpunk 2077 is actually very accurate to release patch Cyberpunk 2077, and delivers a very similar experience. Kudos!

The dev(s) clearly ha(ve)s a sense of humor about their game. Here’s a section from the description on their about page that made me laugh:

Recommend: No

Replay Percentage Chance: 10%

Time Played: 8 minutes

(I actually liked release day Cyberpunk 2077 despite its many bugs and flaws. Don’t @ Skeeter On The Mic me)

Sam’s Take:

THEY FUCKING NAILED IT!

Recommend: No

Replay Percentage Chance: No

Time Played: Yes

(I had very mixed feelings about release day Cyberpunk 2077 and still do, but I keep playing it because I have a disease. Don’t @ Skeeter On The Mic me)

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